The lighter side of our D/s

Mistress particularly likes hearing certain words from me. She loves the way i say them with my english accent. They really make Her laugh. I thought i’d share them with you.

perfect

dirty

perfectly dirty

cock

Mistress has on many occasions said that when i get their for my visit She’ll have me say perfectly dirty over and over again while She is fucking me. Which then has us both in fits of giggles.

This morning She had me say cock over and over again before She had the eeevil idea of having me wake Mr I by whispering it in his ear over and over again and i begged not to.

I told Mistress he would take the piss.. Which in england is a term for making fun of. Mistress said what??? having not heard the term before. Then said it might be fun to see what he would do to ” take the piss” , and of the things She thought of when i said that.

Then i joked about that not being the worst term we have. In england there is a certain colloquiasm for cigarette that Mistress has never heard and that i don’t say often.

Fag.

So in england the phrase going to have a fag is often heard. Mistress thought that hilarious and weird. And then She suggested i wake Mr I up by whispering cock,fag in his ear over and over again as a ” science experiment” to see if he would take the piss.

I begged and begged not to do that. Mistress finally relented only after i had said i’ll do anything but please don’t make me do that . So i have been told to tell my readers to watch this space for what Mistress has me do instead.

*blushes* Mistress has an evil mind. i’m sooooo nervous now.

~ by chyldeofthenorns on November 11, 2009.